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when pandas go bad
2016
Well, we’ll see if this shows up this time with a database restore.
So, a lot has been going on. Let’s start where we left off: wrist is much improved. I can tell I’m missing some flexibility and I doubt it will ever be 100% again, but I’d confidently call it 85%. Have a couple of exercise devices - a gyroscope ball, green putty. Bothers me a little at the end of the day but not nearly as much as it used to.
Fun with Illustrator
One of my college instructors loaned me her Wacom Intuos 3 tablet over spring break with the directions: “Figure out how to use it, then show me.” Uh… Okay!
Next semester is when I plan to take Vector Graphics (the Illustrator course) but I figured — I bought CS5 Design Premium with the new laptop (go go student discounts), I might as well give it a try.
Using this page on Mozilla Links1 as a visual reference
Random Fix Theatre
Took a few minutes today to help someone with an Xampp installation. He needed to do three things:
- NameVirtualHosts, so that different dyndns-style hostnames would point to different virtual servers on the same box. No problem, he had NameVirtualHost working.
- Create a second virtualhost to deliver a directory index of a specified DocumentRoot, and
- Point that DocumentRoot at a network share mounted on a windows XP drive letter (B: -> \Server\Share)
Apache would explode. “DocumentRoot must be a directory” and refusal to start. After installing Xampp myself and fooling around for about 20 minutes I found that the DocumentRoot worked fine on a local drive, but not a network share on a drive letter.
Upgrades
As expected then forgotten about, a database upgrade during a wordpress upgrade thrashed my ordering scheme. Fixing it up now.
EDIT: Fixed in a way that shouldn’t break again. For a while.
Did anyone get the number of that truck?
I guess it wasn’t my problem after all. WordPress came up and started working again about five minutes after I’d given up for the night.
Text-only coming shortly
I’ve found a plugin now that’ll spit out any post in plaintext, but I need to tweak it to convert back the only markup I still use (> and < since I can’t directly paste in a post with angle brackets denoting another language is in use), as well as add links somewhere in the template.
It also needs to add a little more data to the beginning of the text: Chapter title, preferably the dates during which it takes place… I’d just use WP’s “page_order” but I’m grossly abusing that and I’m expecting my little hack with that to break the next time wordpress updates the database, anyway. It’ll change the field from my preferred bigint(20) back to whatever it was at (10 or 11).
Drobo
I recently discovered that, despite the two dozen or so dead hard disks I have in a cardboard box, I had no actual place to store files and not have them disappear when the inevitable drive failure comes. After my recent catastrophe with DropBox (which, I must say, turned out to be not their fault) I determined a second backup device would be an excellent addition to my collection of blinking lights.
WordPress and the “More” tag
The <!—more—> tag… What an annoyance.
Apparently, in a select few old versions of WordPress, the tag when used to split a post as to not flood the main page also affected the RSS feeds. In current versions they reverted this change due to complaints, even though there were a number of plugins available to display entire posts in RSS if you wanted that functionality. (I don’t.)
However, even with the complaints of the people who liked the ability to split their feed at a specific point, they haven’t bothered to restore it as an option. I haven’t found a plugin that’ll do it, either. ©Feed said in it’s description that it should but it doesn’t appear to work right. Nothing else even mentions anything except fixing the ‘bug’ with 2.1.
FIle Corruption
Apparently, when I moved my storymill project file to DropBox for automatic backup, something got trashed in the file. Every place I’d corrected <i> and such into an asterisk for Markdown, half of the HTML is present, along with half the following word with an asterisk in the middle, and then the rest is cut off as well as part of the remaining sentence.
What the hell, indeed:( Who would have thought I’d need a backup for the backup? I thought it was just an entry or two. It seems like far more than that. Here’s a short sample:
Because it’s worth noting
Having problems with a theme not showing avatars even though you’ve enabled them in the admin panel?
The Screaming Viking1 had this problem. The theme was using an outdated global variable ($author_email) in the comment loop. Since it didn’t exist, the get_avatar() call couldn’t be bothered to return the proper image code. However, it’s immensely happy if you just pass it a reference to the comment object itself - so changing this:
Windows 7
Everyone’s been raving about how much better Windows 7 is over Vista. I chucked vista after about a month and went back to my old OS (non-windows). So, since everyone’s insisting this thing’s so good, I gave it a shot today.
After 12 hours of fighting the installer I finally got to the desktop. That alone is going to make me drop it, because if this is the Release Candidate, I don’t want to do a repeat of today when the release is out.
Lost and Found
I was just sorting some of my old, old email, when I came across the archive of the NWA mailing list. It was a writing list from… oh, almost 8 years ago now. Some of you may have read the stories (it was a group effort, some very well written), but the theme was that some cataclysm had struck the Earth and erased from existence all but a few people - who were warped into living forms of their online personas. I was probably 21 when I was working on a story thread in that theme.
Chilly

My Windows PC’s power supply has been slowly failing. It’s been a contest between it and the laptop screen to see which would ‘splode first. I declared the laptop the winner, which of course made the PC jealous.
The guts make this squealing, hissing sound when it’s under high loads. Sitting on the floor, the damn thing got so cold it turned itself off tonight - the voltages dropped too far and the motherboard just turned off. Picked it up on top of the desk, waited 5 minutes, booted right up. Set it back on the floor, it shut down again after a few minutes.
Noooooooo

I used to be able to tap the side of the screen (left side, about an inch below where it goes black) and have it come back to normal. Then, it took a couple taps. Then a slap. Then constant pressure on a spot about halfway down and one inch in from the left.
I can’t type while holding the screen just to keep it working :(
At least there’s a DVI port, although that removes the portability. New screen for a 4 year old laptop = $300. New laptop would be nice, but I can’t even afford the screen right now. Bleh.
Copper is Better Than Fiber
The local telephone provider has a trenching crew digging and boring holes all around the Lake Loop Road. There’s a little flag next to the box along the road at the top of the hill, marked “Fiber Node 6”.
This gave me no small amount of joy. At the moment, the only DSL product I can get is the so-called “Longreach” or “Extended” DSL. It’s a synchronous DSL, 768K up and down. It’s the best they could do for me where I am.
New layout
I’m trying to accomplish a few things.
- Get my mind back into a state where I can actually get code writing done. I’m terribly rusty in everything right now.
- Create or find a layout that doesn’t make people’s eyes spontaneously begin to bleed and that I can edit somewhat for my own needs. This template seems okay, visually; I prefer darker things, but the last one was a little too dark. This one’s really bright, IMO, but I liked the layout. It’s also blue. Editing the header graphic to toss in a shot of me on the lake wasn’t too bad to do either. P.S. I don’t have all that fuzz anymore.
- Movable type exploded on me and nuked half my mini-templates from its database. Little things I was effectively #including into pages. I didn’t notice this until I clicked “publish” on the blog section. I was looking for a reason to trash it, and it provided. WordPress has been installed in its place; WordPress “Pages” (in contrast with “pages“) allow me to still use it for content management (read: my stories) without having to hack out a bunch of things to get basic navigation and sorting the index. The WP-Pages don’t innately support “Previous” and “Next” linkage like blog entries do; I put together a plugin in about half an hour that adds the functionality. Alternatively, I could just list all the chapters someplace (what it wants to do by default). Maybe the sidebar, that I took off those pages… Still trying to tweak the template to stretch it and fill in where the sidebar once was. Have to edit images and css.
Oscar
Oscar.
Man, I was so proud of myself for making that screenshot back in the day. Don’t know who made “Oscar” but he was fun to install in the computer labs!
The Perils of PPPoE
In the last week the phone and DSL was shut off because someone lost the bill in a pile of junk mail. No problem. Called up and paid over the phone (using a neighbor’s phone, of course), phone’s back on in 10 minutes.
Now, there’s a peculiarity with the PPPoE here. Presuming you never disconnect it, it will never bounce you. This also has the side effect of when the DSL was “shut off” all they did was disable the login/password. They didn’t bounce the existing connection. So, I remained online and oblivious to the fact that they’d not restored my account settings properly.
Reverse Progress
Long entry incoming. Flee now, before it’s too late.
So. Software updates.
Bad stuff.
Of course, I should know this by now. Any time I try to update a piece of software on this poor little debian installation, it blows up in my face. I thought that the whole reason for debian’s packaging system was to prevent this sort of thing. First discovered problem: the apache webserver. Somehow, the upgrade script determined the stock configuration was the ideal upgrade to my haunted house of config files. It proceeded to wipe out my customizations to the apache.conf file, in addition to disabling all the virtual-host sites and every apache module I’d loaded.
Template Shenanigans
Screwing around with Movable Type. My first attempt to get it running landed in an utter failure. Installation went fine, and it was running under CGI mode, but it was painfully slow. So, after looking at the directions found on Google, I went ahead and attempted to configure it as a mod_perl handler.
Calling any of said handlers promptly segv’d the apache child. Blah.
So, I backed up, and tried using Apache::Registry instead. And after four hours of “ExecCGI is not enabled” errors in the log, I discovered that the real path to the files was not the same path Apache was looking at. Goddamn you, symlinks. But working with the symlinks did nothing either.
#terra fabula
Work In progress - June 2017
Too tired to do any sort of update on stuff. Have some work-in-progress.
One month after the J’Ruhn’s departure from Val’Traxan space
“Kaler seems to have taken the pep talk very well,” Tier appraised. “You wore that happy face like a champion.”
“Mm. I hope so.” Alecha keyed the pad beside the cryobay’s entrance. With a gentle groan, the heavy bay door creaked shut for what was likely the last time for decades. “He was nervous. This isn’t training anymore.”
New Installment: Awakening 15
Part 15 has arrived. Oh, my.
While I feel the idea of naming winter storms is somewhat peculiar, the fact remains that what The Weather Channel has deemed as “Brutus” is moving through my area. So far, I can’t say there’s much snow as a result. I heard someone say five inches worth, but I’d say maybe two at best. There’s an outstanding prediction that tomorrow we’ll get a bunch more.
New Installment: Awakening 14
First we leave Toliya stuck in an airlock, and now there’s still no explanation of why the J’Ruhn leaped sideways? Don’t worry. That and more will finally be answered next week.
But that’s next week. (REALLY. NEXT WEEK. REALLY REALLY!) And beyond next week, I can’t give you promises, aside from the promise that I’m still working on this when I can.
This week is Part 14.
New Installment: Awakening 13
The Link to Part 13 is right here. We’ll leave Toliya and Rothrr in the airlock for a bit and see what’s going on elsewhere on the ship. I’m sure they’ll be fine until we get back to them.
I’d really like to do something here on the front page more often, but I never know what to say. I hate to moan and complain about not having the time to do any writing; it’s old news by now, and you don’t want to hear it anyway. What I will say is that I’m still managing to hang onto a 4.0 GPA in my return to college, and I’ve been accepted into a 4-year school once I finish my 2-year degrees this December. I didn’t expect to be on this path; it’s strange the places life takes you.
New Story Post: Awakening Part 12
I’ll come up with something witty or insightful later on. Here’s Part 12.
Awakening 11
Hello. It’s been a long time. How have you been? I missed your birthday. I’m sorry. Have a belated gift.

Oops. I guess I gave it to someone else. I suppose you’ll just have to settle for a piece of Awakening, Part 11.
Back soon <3
New Story Post: Awakening Part 10
Finals are done for the semester, and I’ve finally found time to put some polish on the next installment: Awakening, Part 10. I’m hoping that between now and the beginning of June I can knock out the next part, but as usual… Well, you know by now.
For my Desktop Publishing final project, among other requirements, I needed to create a ‘menu or program.’ I wound up making a wedding program for a nice couple I know. The tentative date for the wedding is sometime in 2048. I’ll get photos of the printed version, as the PDF in this case just doesn’t show off how nice the end result turned out. (Although, I admit, I made a rookie mistake on it.)
In Which a Disguise has Failed
I don’t think I’m good at writing steampunk-style titles. None the less, Awakening Part 9 is now available.
Classes are going well so far. Thanks everyone for the well-wishes on my return to higher education.
Awakening Part 8
Part 8. Tari just can’t catch a break.
I’m going to rework the index page when I can, and create a logical division in Terra Fabula. Everything before Awakening 1 will be ‘Part 1’ and Awakening 1 through wherever we wind up will comprise a ‘Part 2.’ It’ll also wind up renaming the individual bits from ‘Part x’ to ‘Chapter x.’
Haven’t quite managed to roll together an e-book format, but this way it’ll let me segment off a ‘Part 1: (something descriptive I haven’t come up with yet)’ for a first epub file, and then ‘Part 2: Awakening’ to build on for a second file. Still working on getting the formatting to export nicely.
Awakening Part 6
Sorry for the delays. Here’s Part 6.
New Chapter: Terra Fabula - Awakening, Part 5
The continuation of Terra Fabula, Awakening, Part 5 has been posted.
As we continue on through this journey, I’m realizing that there’s a great number of things I’ve built in my head that have never made it here. Worse yet is mentally sorting what’s current, what’s from the prior revisions, and what hasn’t been seen at all (other than by my cats). My notes, honestly, are terrible.
Some of the omissions I discovered this week, as I went back and corrected small but boneheaded spelling errors through most of Terra Fabula. I’m not entirely sure how they slipped by, but I’m confident I’ve squashed most of them. I may have been designing this universe of theirs for the past 15 years, but I’m hardly what anyone would call a professional author.
TF: Awakening 4
The title says it all: Another installment has arrived on your local series of tubes.
TF: Awakening 3
As proof of my non-death I present you with Part 3 of Awakening.
Double Feature: Awakening 1 and 2
Slowly but surely, Terra Fabula continues to fight its way out of my cranium. Awakening parts one and two are up.
Paradigm Shift is briefly on hold, until a bit more of TF rolls out the door. I’m assuming you don’t want to know that [spoiler]interesting things happen in the time between them that I’m not going to tell you just yet,[/spoiler] and that you’d be upset if I pulled the curtain early. It’s likely everything everyone expects, anyway, but you never know.
FF: Two Thousand
Well… I’m reasonably happy with where TF: Two Thousand is standing. I know I’ve dropped hints about this eventuality coming to pass, both blatantly and otherwise. Makes me wonder if anyone still didn’t see it coming.
I had an opportunity to poke at the Star Trek Online beta for a couple of days before they closed down the beta server on Tuesday. While it’s not nearly as polished as Warcraft (which isn’t surprising, since it’s 5 years of development time behind) it does seem like it could be a fun distraction once in a while. I don’t know how much replay value or lasting power it’ll have.
Fiction Friday: Temporal Soup for the Soul
On this, the first day of the second week of 2010, I continue to protest the lack of a personal jetpack on the consumer market.
TF’s been delayed for a couple of weeks now, mainly since I can’t seem to get Temporal Soup for the Soul to flow as entirely well as I’d like. I’ve been struggling to improve it but it’s just not getting any better (and, admittedly, I’ve posted far worse). So! There it is. Love it, hate it, do what you will.
Fiction Friday: Fission
For those of you celebrating it, Merry Christmas.
For those of you not… Here’s a present, anyway. TF: Fission has arrived.
Yes, I realize it’s not the expected next bit of Christmas Party. Soooooon.
I’ve really been enjoying my new camera. I picked up a Canon Digital Rebel XSi a couple of weeks ago - and while the name’s a little weird compared to what they slapped on the sticker in Europe (EOS 450D sounds more pro, in my opinion) it takes some great pictures and I’m having a lot of fun with it. I should probably pick up a couple of lenses in the coming year, if I find a bag of money on the side of the road… The kit lens that came with it (18-55mm) isn’t bad, though. I’d like a little more telephoto range, and a wide-angle macro lens would be awesome.
Fiction Friday: Slumber Party
When I began the timeline rewrite several months ago to get myself out of the pothole I was stuck in, I actually didn’t see this little jog coming. The first several timelines I drafted, Jadyn somehow snuck aboard the J’Ruhn and saved the day, or cut a deal with Khamai who died as a result, or something letting him otherwise save the day. I’d also considered him getting aboard to find a veritable jungle - Tari’s original ‘plan’ was to scatter seeds across the ship and let them infest everything, essentially choking it to death from the inside. That was what I’d basically settled on. He shows up, in time to see they don’t need saving anymore. Tari saved the day, woo. Go girl.
Fiction Friday: Salvage & First Contact
Okay, I overshot Friday slightly… Sorry! Another bit of Paradigm Shift will appear this weekend (let’s say ‘Sunday’), but for now, here’s TF: Salvage.
Enjoy!
3am edit: OCD got me. PS First Contact Part 1 and Part 2 are up.
Fiction Friday: Armada
Another installment of the TF line, Armada is up.
We had beautiful weather all through November. Overnight lows in the 20’s (ºF, not ºC), daytime highs touching the high side of 40 and occasionally brushing 50’s. Then came December 1 and the bottom fell out. Today’s high was maybe 15º.
Oh, and there’s finally snow. Don’t get me wrong - I love snow. It’s absolutely magnificent, looking around here with a blanket of fluff on everything. It’s also a complete pain in the butt trying to work a firewood bundler designed ‘for indoor use only’ when wet woodgunk clogs up the inner workings and freezes solid. I also now must invest in some different outerwear. Jeans tend to collect snow and transform it into ice over the course of the day.
Fiction Friday: Inheritance
Inheritance. Enjoy. It’s new. You’ve never seen it before. I swear.
I’ve been making tweaks to the CSS and sidebar tonight. Individual chapters now don’t show any of the ‘login’ and other meta crap; it’s down to just the chapter flipping widget that I’d been sticking directly at the top and bottom of the chapter text. I had to get rid of the navigation at the top of the text, because adding drop caps to each page was not playing nice with it there.
Fiction Friday: Impending Doom Syndrome
Last week, I mentioned that there’d be one more installment of old stuff before I started posting completely new content.
The plan has changed, making me once more a filthy, dirty liar. The portion out of the ordinary: It’s a good thing for you.
Negotiation, the last thing (to the best of my knowledge) that I’ve ever publicly published in the EISB / Peregrinations / Name_Of_The_Week_Here line … Gone. On purpose, at that. If you’ve not yet read it, consider yourself lucky. If you’d still like to submit yourself to the agony you can find it if you look around. Between it and the half-done thing following it, I couldn’t get out of a hole I found myself standing in. Select Most -> Delete. Problem solved.
Fiction Friday: Echoes of the Past
I spent most of my free time this week that I’d otherwise have used to revise or make odd posts about nothing in particular, to instead build a spreadsheet in Numbers.app for proper calendar conversion. The last time I had something that actually worked for this was a program on an old calculator that I can’t find at the moment. Doing it by hand (mostly) takes some time but is generally workable, unless I need to convert a ton of dates all at once like I’ve needed to do recently.
Fiction Friday: Containment
Once again, the calendar tells me it’s Friday, and you know what that means.
Containment has once more reached the light of day. The only change I made was structural, to split a scene in half and move the second half to the end of the installment. My notes don’t indicate anything else was altered.
As a last minute addition that probably won’t make it onto the RSS version of this post, I’m also putting up Precipitation. (Formerly, ‘Immunity’) It’s about half the size of the other installments, and I’ve finally finished correcting the file corruption in that particular chapter. (I also managed to create a test case out of it and report the bug to StoryMill’s developer.) I dropped an entire scene out of it that I never liked and didn’t move anything along, anyway.
Double Feature: Outbreak
I’m in a good mood, so here’s Outbreak now instead of next week. I’m in less of a good mood than I was before I popped open StoryMill to find it had eaten a bunch of the file (it’s never done that before…) but it turned out to be mostly intact and only took about an hour to fix up.
I intend to get few installments of the precursors to Paradigm Shift up in the coming days, since it takes place in October.
Fiction Friday: Infection
Infection, formerly known as “Contagion” (part 1), is up on this wonderful foggy Friday morning. Spoiler of the super minor change after the break. But first, a rant. (Which is safe to ignore.)
I’ve been on a domain buying spree as of late. I’ve been annoyed every time I get an extortion email “Want to buy bluevulpine.com for $50? $75? $250?” - had I wanted it, I’d have bought it when I picked up the .net version! The last squatter that contaced me I told off with some language that made a nearby sailor blush, and then ended with “I do sincerely hope that you enjoy sitting on a domain for a year that no one gives a rat’s ass about. Solid investment of your time and money, that.”
Fiction Friday: Yesteryear
Yesteryear has returned. In addition to the language restructuring, there has been a rather important change. If you want to find out for yourself, don’t read further before you read the installment.
Spoiler follows.
[spoiler]There has been a significant change in the Val’Traxan body count. 150,000 free and 100,000 enslaved? 250,000 survivors always struck me as a little high. There’s enough genetic viability there to ensure the continuation of the species without too much worry. So, I’ve removed a zero. And a five.[/spoiler] (Mouseover to view, presuming you’re not in a feed-reader)
Fiction Update: The Terran Report
The Terran Report is back up. Some minor restructuring, but generally the same result: we aren’t worthy of their time. Yet.
Enjoy some pie while you wait for next week.

A Request
A story update (be it a chapter or an excuse) is due Friday.
In the meantime, if anyone has knowledge of building plugins for wordpress, I need a little help.
I don’t have the time right now to build, debug, and implement a plugin to allow for navigation within subpages. Basically, I have all the stories in an order using the “order” field based on their in-universe date (approximately). The page flipper needs to be aware of that, not the posting order or posting date. An “Up” link to return to the index (the parent page) as well as a “Next” and “Previous” link that remain in only the current sub-page are all I need.
One more for the road.
Sumptuous Repast: minor language changes.
Going out for dinner, then heading home. Hope this mass update tides everyone over for a few days. Sorry for the big delays. My goal is still one a week. It bugs me every time I miss the mark.
A day off
Been working a lot of Sundays as of late, trying to get things done before the snow is piled up in front of my door. Today though, I’m a hundred miles from home, with nothing precise to accomplish. Lunch will at some point be on the agenda, but until then:
Flashpoint - minor language bits. I think I also added some small hints about the growing emotional connection between Jadyn and Tari to this or Intentions, that will be much better explained later on. (Yes, I’ve actually started planning ahead. Shocked me, too)
Fiction Almost-Friday: Lunar Picnic
As noted in an edit on the previous entry: Lunar Picnic is present and accounted for.
Changes: Minor language usage, slightly more detail involving Bee’s ‘vandalism’ of an Apollo landing site. Also threw in a random reference to the fact the Earth wouldn’t rise on the horizon like the moon does from out point of view. Dropped the stuff about the asteroid belt because the stated time would imply they were already above lightspeed, among other reasons.
Fiction Friday: Reconstructive Surgery
Reconstructive Surgery has been posted. Again. No plot changes, minor language usage changes. If I can get this damn thing finished in my lifetime (at my rate of travel, it’s not looking good, is it?) I should get a book printed even if it’s just through Lulu or something like that. And find an artist who doesn’t mind being paid in firewood or grunt labor. Maybe I should get my mother a wacom tablet, she used to love to do art, but hasn’t had the time.
14 August
Happy Friday, folks. Orientation is back up. A few minor changes in language usage, nothing really in terms of plot. I had to change the console lines from using - + and # because those are used by Markdown Extra and it started adding
Headers #
and
- lists
- in
- the
- middle
of the text. Replaced with %, – (not the same as -, different keycode) and ≠.
And so it begins… Again
It was more of a formatting test than anything, but Blizzard is back on the internet after … cripes, has it been 5 years? Or more?
I’m terrible, and I’m sorry. I’ll make it up to you.

Also
I’m not going to promise anything, but I want to start (re)posting chapters this week. Due to the nature of WordPress, they won’t show up on an XML feed as far as I’m aware, but I’ll make sure to make links to them in posts that will.
I’ve also enabled something called “gravatars” or some spelling therein, if anyone cares about such things. Google it. Or Bing it, if that’s your thing. I didn’t see another way to get custom avatars.
#work
2016
Well, we’ll see if this shows up this time with a database restore.
So, a lot has been going on. Let’s start where we left off: wrist is much improved. I can tell I’m missing some flexibility and I doubt it will ever be 100% again, but I’d confidently call it 85%. Have a couple of exercise devices - a gyroscope ball, green putty. Bothers me a little at the end of the day but not nearly as much as it used to.
Take Two (And call in the morning)
Went in for first followup today; got a new cast (by the way, they put me in a cast last week and I couldn’t use the fingers on that hand as a result of it being super long). They now are encouraging me to use the fingers as much as is comfortable, which right now isn’t much but will get better. This of course is/will be a blessing for work since I don’t have to try to code with one hand when it no longer hurts to use the other; it is however extremely awkward because the cast is formed to not let my wrist move or twist, and I have to cock my whole arm at a weird angle to get a comfortable typing position. It looks like I’m trying to take flight. I need to find a different keyboard, something with more of a split form than what I’ve got now. A couple people at work have a logitech Wave and I might give that a try. In any case, five more weeks of cast.
The Long Road
Two and a half years. Wow. I never intended to let things sit for so long, but the time really got away from me. I’ve also tried to put this together not less than three times, and then realized that if I wanted it to not get eaten by wordpress while writing it, to not write the draft in wordpress. :)
After vanishing off the face of the earth following my prior posting, where I shared the success of graduating mid-class-year with my associates degrees, I continued on to a 4-year campus. A newly signed collaborative agreement between the new college and the old meant I could spend the last part of the school year at the 2-year school, which would polish off the requirements for my ‘junior’ year; I only needed to be on the new campus for my senior year. I saved some funding doing this, which is good since my primary income at the time was part-time seasonal work. I continued working at the local ski park as a trail groomer for that winter, and then when classes released in May I bounced out to work what I suspected might be a third and final season at a Boy Scouts of America camp in north-central Minnesota. As per the norm, the season out there was hectic but enjoyable, but left little time to sit down and do much else.
Achievement Unlocked

Onward!
New Installment: Awakening 13
The Link to Part 13 is right here. We’ll leave Toliya and Rothrr in the airlock for a bit and see what’s going on elsewhere on the ship. I’m sure they’ll be fine until we get back to them.
I’d really like to do something here on the front page more often, but I never know what to say. I hate to moan and complain about not having the time to do any writing; it’s old news by now, and you don’t want to hear it anyway. What I will say is that I’m still managing to hang onto a 4.0 GPA in my return to college, and I’ve been accepted into a 4-year school once I finish my 2-year degrees this December. I didn’t expect to be on this path; it’s strange the places life takes you.
July Update
Let me tell you a little bit about how the summer’s going so far.
This year, I took a position at a summer camp as their business manager. While I have been looking at business management/education as a potential field of interest in my return to college, I’ve so far not taken much in the line of actual business management. Even so, I was offered the position - with little idea of what exactly I’d be doing aside from a basic explanation over the phone during the interview.
Spring Finals
We’re coming up on the end of the spring semester and things are kicking my behind. It’s a challenge, and that’s okay; this whole thing so far has helped provide a little more focus on my priorities. I have a feeling fall is going to be different (in a good way).
Between tutoring a young gentleman in the Intro to Computers class and juggling other assignments and projects, I’ve had some time to do editing on the next chapter of Awakening. Sadly, however, it’s not -quite- done. If I manage to knock out this week’s projects early, I should be able to give it a spitshine and get it up by Friday.
Awakening Part 8
Part 8. Tari just can’t catch a break.
I’m going to rework the index page when I can, and create a logical division in Terra Fabula. Everything before Awakening 1 will be ‘Part 1’ and Awakening 1 through wherever we wind up will comprise a ‘Part 2.’ It’ll also wind up renaming the individual bits from ‘Part x’ to ‘Chapter x.’
Haven’t quite managed to roll together an e-book format, but this way it’ll let me segment off a ‘Part 1: (something descriptive I haven’t come up with yet)’ for a first epub file, and then ‘Part 2: Awakening’ to build on for a second file. Still working on getting the formatting to export nicely.
MP3 Players & Work
I and a coworker today were asked to refrain from bringing our ipods with us in the future. The reasons cited were as follows:
- The plane that missed Minneapolis, because the pilots said they were using their personal laptops. Clearly, they (ipods) are also a distraction.
- A ‘study’ says productivity increased 20-40% without them on the job.
A lot of the time, I work around loud machinery. Bobcat skidsteer, other medium-duty machines with loud engines, a gas-powered woodsplitting wheel with a mediocre muffler. Splitting wood, especially, is repetitive and generally mindless. I try to wear hearing protection for all of these, and underneath my -30dB protection headphones when I’m splitting I can don my earbuds and listen to NPR podcasts.
Delays
After being retasked as a woodchuck for the day, we hammered out a load of wood and I proceeded to go shopping for a replacement propane furnace. The thermocouple in the old one melted. That took 4 hours of my evening to install, because the propane pressure fittings on my outdoor tank broke and the spares had to be located. It’s cold up here and not having the heater running was not an option…
Fiction Friday: Reconstructive Surgery
Reconstructive Surgery has been posted. Again. No plot changes, minor language usage changes. If I can get this damn thing finished in my lifetime (at my rate of travel, it’s not looking good, is it?) I should get a book printed even if it’s just through Lulu or something like that. And find an artist who doesn’t mind being paid in firewood or grunt labor. Maybe I should get my mother a wacom tablet, she used to love to do art, but hasn’t had the time.
Day Job
The days are few and far between where I stop long enough to forage up something to call ‘lunch.’ I also seem to skip breakfast too often, so it’s a rare treat to actually be able to sit down and have something to eat at a reasonable hour. Today, it’s a steak sandwich at a little place on the Lake Loop Road called ‘Jerry’s.’
I’ve been thinking as I wait for the meal to leave the kitchen - I don’t think I’ve actually ever explained what it is that I do. Most days I’m not certain that I understand it myself.
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Work killing me, bleh
#writing
March 32nd
Hey folks! If you’re finding this place for the first time thanks to the April 1 event, Welcome! If you want to skip my rambling, you can do that.
The 32nd of March! It’s a beautiful day in North Dakota…
What? It’s not the 32nd? I suppose that means it’s actually April the First. Which, coincidentally, means I’ve got an extra-special surprise for you: two surprises! Yes! And that’s not even one of them! So you actually get THREE! Unless that is one of them, in which case… Uh… Does that make it four? Is it surprising I can’t count? (Does that statement make it five…?)
Text and PDF versions
It’s been promised a long time; I never could get things to look the way I wanted, which in addition to a severe lack of time to tinker with it is what’s delayed the function for so long. I suppose I shouldn’t worry about the look so much. I mean, it’s just plaintext. Why worry about presentation?
Because I, apparently, am picky about such things. I almost called myself a ‘diva’ but I went ahead and ate a candy bar. TV taught me that would help.
New Chapter: Terra Fabula - Awakening, Part 5
The continuation of Terra Fabula, Awakening, Part 5 has been posted.
As we continue on through this journey, I’m realizing that there’s a great number of things I’ve built in my head that have never made it here. Worse yet is mentally sorting what’s current, what’s from the prior revisions, and what hasn’t been seen at all (other than by my cats). My notes, honestly, are terrible.
Some of the omissions I discovered this week, as I went back and corrected small but boneheaded spelling errors through most of Terra Fabula. I’m not entirely sure how they slipped by, but I’m confident I’ve squashed most of them. I may have been designing this universe of theirs for the past 15 years, but I’m hardly what anyone would call a professional author.
TF: Awakening 3
As proof of my non-death I present you with Part 3 of Awakening.
Double Feature: Awakening 1 and 2
Slowly but surely, Terra Fabula continues to fight its way out of my cranium. Awakening parts one and two are up.
Paradigm Shift is briefly on hold, until a bit more of TF rolls out the door. I’m assuming you don’t want to know that [spoiler]interesting things happen in the time between them that I’m not going to tell you just yet,[/spoiler] and that you’d be upset if I pulled the curtain early. It’s likely everything everyone expects, anyway, but you never know.
Hiatusii
Does ‘hiatus’ have a plural? The Great and Powerful Internet Oracle indicates it is simply ‘hiatus.’ I personally like the idea of multiple ‘hiatusii’. Two ‘i’ help reinforce the idea that there is more than one hiatus at work.
Tangent…
So. Nothing new, yet again. Working on other projects, most involving chainsaws and making large pieces of wood (tree sized, perhaps) into smaller pieces (firewood sized, perhaps). It is hard to type with leather gloves on, and woodchips do not process information faster than silicon. Adding them to the laptop adds heat with no discernable increase in power. Very sad :(
FF: New Year’s Eve (Part 1)
Among other things, one of my general goals is to have an installment be in the 3000-5000 word range. A few are less, a couple have been significantly more. PS: New Year’s Eve was originally over 11,000 before it got split in half a year ago. That’s just a little much for one sitting.
After a lot of back and forth I’ve gone with my original idea. The alternative route wasn’t really panning out as I got further into it, but it did help me to find a better flow for this particular path.
Fiction Friday: Temporal Soup for the Soul
On this, the first day of the second week of 2010, I continue to protest the lack of a personal jetpack on the consumer market.
TF’s been delayed for a couple of weeks now, mainly since I can’t seem to get Temporal Soup for the Soul to flow as entirely well as I’d like. I’ve been struggling to improve it but it’s just not getting any better (and, admittedly, I’ve posted far worse). So! There it is. Love it, hate it, do what you will.
Fiction Friday: Grandfather’s Vigil
I’m going to run a little past my original target dates for this next segment, but it can’t be avoided. PS: Grandfather’s Vigil continues from the events of the Christmas Party.
Happy New Year!
Fiction Friday: Slumber Party
When I began the timeline rewrite several months ago to get myself out of the pothole I was stuck in, I actually didn’t see this little jog coming. The first several timelines I drafted, Jadyn somehow snuck aboard the J’Ruhn and saved the day, or cut a deal with Khamai who died as a result, or something letting him otherwise save the day. I’d also considered him getting aboard to find a veritable jungle - Tari’s original ‘plan’ was to scatter seeds across the ship and let them infest everything, essentially choking it to death from the inside. That was what I’d basically settled on. He shows up, in time to see they don’t need saving anymore. Tari saved the day, woo. Go girl.
Fiction Friday: Salvage & First Contact
Okay, I overshot Friday slightly… Sorry! Another bit of Paradigm Shift will appear this weekend (let’s say ‘Sunday’), but for now, here’s TF: Salvage.
Enjoy!
3am edit: OCD got me. PS First Contact Part 1 and Part 2 are up.
Bonus: Ares, Part 1
Ares, Part 1 is up in the PS line. What? That’s still not enough? You might also find Part 2 available.
And now you’ll have to wait for the traditional Friday update next week for more.
Fiction Friday: Impending Doom Syndrome
Last week, I mentioned that there’d be one more installment of old stuff before I started posting completely new content.
The plan has changed, making me once more a filthy, dirty liar. The portion out of the ordinary: It’s a good thing for you.
Negotiation, the last thing (to the best of my knowledge) that I’ve ever publicly published in the EISB / Peregrinations / Name_Of_The_Week_Here line … Gone. On purpose, at that. If you’ve not yet read it, consider yourself lucky. If you’d still like to submit yourself to the agony you can find it if you look around. Between it and the half-done thing following it, I couldn’t get out of a hole I found myself standing in. Select Most -> Delete. Problem solved.
Fiction Friday: Echoes of the Past
I spent most of my free time this week that I’d otherwise have used to revise or make odd posts about nothing in particular, to instead build a spreadsheet in Numbers.app for proper calendar conversion. The last time I had something that actually worked for this was a program on an old calculator that I can’t find at the moment. Doing it by hand (mostly) takes some time but is generally workable, unless I need to convert a ton of dates all at once like I’ve needed to do recently.
A Request
A story update (be it a chapter or an excuse) is due Friday.
In the meantime, if anyone has knowledge of building plugins for wordpress, I need a little help.
I don’t have the time right now to build, debug, and implement a plugin to allow for navigation within subpages. Basically, I have all the stories in an order using the “order” field based on their in-universe date (approximately). The page flipper needs to be aware of that, not the posting order or posting date. An “Up” link to return to the index (the parent page) as well as a “Next” and “Previous” link that remain in only the current sub-page are all I need.
One more for the road.
Sumptuous Repast: minor language changes.
Going out for dinner, then heading home. Hope this mass update tides everyone over for a few days. Sorry for the big delays. My goal is still one a week. It bugs me every time I miss the mark.
A day off
Been working a lot of Sundays as of late, trying to get things done before the snow is piled up in front of my door. Today though, I’m a hundred miles from home, with nothing precise to accomplish. Lunch will at some point be on the agenda, but until then:
Flashpoint - minor language bits. I think I also added some small hints about the growing emotional connection between Jadyn and Tari to this or Intentions, that will be much better explained later on. (Yes, I’ve actually started planning ahead. Shocked me, too)
Fiction Almost-Friday: Lunar Picnic
As noted in an edit on the previous entry: Lunar Picnic is present and accounted for.
Changes: Minor language usage, slightly more detail involving Bee’s ‘vandalism’ of an Apollo landing site. Also threw in a random reference to the fact the Earth wouldn’t rise on the horizon like the moon does from out point of view. Dropped the stuff about the asteroid belt because the stated time would imply they were already above lightspeed, among other reasons.
Fiction Friday: Reconstructive Surgery
Reconstructive Surgery has been posted. Again. No plot changes, minor language usage changes. If I can get this damn thing finished in my lifetime (at my rate of travel, it’s not looking good, is it?) I should get a book printed even if it’s just through Lulu or something like that. And find an artist who doesn’t mind being paid in firewood or grunt labor. Maybe I should get my mother a wacom tablet, she used to love to do art, but hasn’t had the time.
14 August
Happy Friday, folks. Orientation is back up. A few minor changes in language usage, nothing really in terms of plot. I had to change the console lines from using - + and # because those are used by Markdown Extra and it started adding
Headers #
and
- lists
- in
- the
- middle
of the text. Replaced with %, – (not the same as -, different keycode) and ≠.
Miavirs index
I don’t have the url under fingertip At this moment but last week when I peeked it seemed as though miavirs index was basically abandoned. Is there a replacement or a better community that has taken it’s place?
And so it begins… Again
It was more of a formatting test than anything, but Blizzard is back on the internet after … cripes, has it been 5 years? Or more?
I’m terrible, and I’m sorry. I’ll make it up to you.

Snowflakes
Some time ago, someone noted that it seemed like Jadyn’s story was without direction, like each chapter was just tacked onto the last haphazardly. As I’m looking over it, finding the forward momentum lacking a direction to travel, I have to agree. I started this whole mess nearly twelve years ago, working on improving my skills as a writer and trying to give this gaggle of characters in my head a voice. I’m not sure I’ve succeeded in the former; as to the latter, I think they’ve been choking on aspartame fumes. Poor guys.
An update
Yeah, so, Negotiation1 is up. We finally get to see that other guy who left Chamaeleon’s ship after busting his lip open. Go go good team!
In other news, I’ve dumped the entirety of the Glossary page and am slowly (very slowly) constructing a wiki version. And while I didn’t like the colors of the default mediawiki skin… I’m not sure the replacement I’m using is much better :P
The wiki hides here.1
Change is Constant
You’re all going to hate me.
I promise, it’ll be the very last time.
Really. I do. If I have to move all this crap again, I’ll just give up.
I’m finally upset enough with the piece of junk that renders the stories to do something about it. And no, I’m not rewriting it. I wrote it in the first place, and it scares the hell out of me.
Instead of another hack job, everything is going into Movable Type. The only hacking required has been tweaking templates to make things sort the way I want them. This I like.